December 2010
Thanks nan, you just light that fag up while I...
Dec 31st
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Nan: Have you done your make up?
Me: No, I just naturally have big black lines.
Dec 31st
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The best of the E! online poll comments - II
mynameisshelby: ladypapalade: sparrowsarahnade: laurenofthedead: mt-padalecki:  BOBBYS COMMENT THO :’) FANDOM, YOU ARE FANTASTIC BOBBY… AND BELLA AHSFSFGSSR. <3 OUR FANDOM FOREVER. LMFAO. i am so proud to be in this fandom <3 
Dec 31st
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My friend is either dressing up in his Santa...
Dec 31st
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Can I just spend new years in my shower?
I felt about 20 times better until I got out.
Dec 31st
I want to go out, but right now I just can't be...
Dec 31st
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TAYLOR MOMSEN LIKES THE MIGHTY BOOSH
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
Oh heyyy, it's NYE and I'm ill again.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Re-blog if you actually read the text posts of the...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Going to bed to watch Transformers.
Night tumblr ♥
Dec 30th
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“SLUT UP!”
– Barney Stinson 
Dec 30th
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“GO HO OR GO HOME!”
– Barney Stinson
Dec 30th
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“Oh come on! If you don’t laugh it just seems mean!”
– Barney Stinson
Dec 30th
3 words to describe me? →
WHY DOES NO ONE DO THESE FOR ME
Dec 30th
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Money, suits and sex? These are tears of joy!
Dec 30th
There is a high chance I am still drunk,
Dec 30th
I was gonna wear my awesome new leather jacket...
Dec 29th
I haven't actually eaten anything today, and I'm...
This is going to end well.
Dec 29th
Also, anyone have any good HIMYM tumblrs for me to...
Dec 29th
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO WEAR.
Dec 29th
Dec 29th
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STUPID FUCKING ALARM
I had today planned out. WHY DIDN’T YOU GO OFF? AND WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T MY NAN DECIDE TO WAKE ME UP UNTIL ALMOST 7PM!? & now my arm is fucked up from sleeping on it. 
Dec 29th
Unwanted Facebook IM...
dutchessdowntherabbithole: LOG OUT AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ACCIDENT. Don’t even do that. Just say it wasn’t working, or kept telling you they were offline. Mine does it for real half the time anyway.
Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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I love Barney Stinsons mix.
Dec 29th
theinvisibilitycloak asked: You watch how I met your mother?!?!
O.O
Dec 29th
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Dec 28th
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theinvisibilitycloak asked: You watch how I met your mother?!?!
O.O
Dec 28th
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Ted: Barney?!
Barney: Oh hi guys!
Ted: What are you doing here?!
Barney: Oh, just the lords work.
Ted: But you're Satan!
Dec 28th
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Robin: I am Canadian. Remember? We celebrate Thanksgiving in October.
Ted: Oh right I forgot. You guys are weird and you pronounce the word 'out', 'oot'.
Robin: You guys are the world's leader in hand gun violence; your health care system is bankrupt and your country is deeply divided on almost every important issue.
Ted: [pause] Your cops are called 'mounties'.
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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Lily: Don't Ted-out about it.
Ted: Did you just use my name as a verb?
Barney: Oh, yeah, we do that behind your back. "Ted-out": to overthink. Also see "Ted-up". "Ted-up": to overthink with disastrous results. For example, "Billy Tedded-up when he-"
Dec 28th
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“Shake well, and then sleep with.”
– Barney Stinson
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